UM. WHY WAS IT SO BAD? It wasn’t funny-bad like the first one. No, it was just bad.
Like, wtf? Really? What was this vision shit? Why was it so uncomfortable watching the 16-year old walk around naked? Ummmm.
Our Father, who art in Haus of Gaga,
Praise be to Godga
twatlight/blood-sucking tuesdays
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HAHAHAHA.
sidenote: i saw New Moon today. i will admit i was amused by Twilight. probably not in the way the director wanted, but it definitely brought the LOLZ. the second did not. i am offended that i paid $9.75 to watch a 17-year-old take his shirt off and the so-called “heroine” of the series be a manipulative bitch who can’t be alone & therefore lays catatonic in a forest after her ~true love~ (that she found at 17) leaves her (bc he is also manipulative and borderline emotionally abusive), but then rebounds with a new guy & tells him she loves him (again with the codependent) until the old guy shows up and she’s like “LOL I 4GIVE U, TRU LUV 4EVER” and tells the other guy to GTFO (again with the manipulative).
ugh, teenagers.
Friends reference! 2009! Keep up the good work, Sprint. On a scale of Smelly Cat to Rachel’s haircut, I would rate my service at a Marcel, Ross’ pet monkey.
Megan & I have been playing FarmVille. An essential part of FV is publishing things to your FB newsfeed for others to claim. Being the fierce bitches we are with reputations to protect (ie. there will be no farmville publishing to our newsfeed) we’ve discovered a way to circumvent this.
